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This production is recommended for ages 18+

Performance dates

23 November 2024 - 11 January 2025

Run time: TBC

Includes interval

4.7

17 reviews

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Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper! London tickets

The fabulously filthy team that brought you last year's smash-hit, Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick, are back! Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper! is the giant gay panto you never knew you needed. Book your official tickets now!

What is Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper! About?

Laugh your stockings off to this profoundly silly and staggeringly naughty new adults-only pantomime!

Jack Trott is very poor, very gay and very horny, living with his mum on a dilapidated dairy farm ten miles from the nearest Grindr user. When he sells their beloved cow for a handful of magic beans, his mum throws them in the compost - and they wake up to the biggest, thickest stalk they've ever seen. Is there a giant at the top? And if so... is he all in proportion?

This magical musical adventure is everything a panto should be - just NOT for all the family!

Facts and Critical Acclaim

  • ★★★★★ “The hit of the festive season” – The Stage
  • ★★★★★ "The best adult pantomime in London" - Theatre Weekly
  • ★★★★ “Terrifically entertaining” – Gay Times

Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper! Cast

  • Dame Trott - Matthew Baldwin

Further casting to be announced. 

Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper! Creatives

  • Written by - Jon Bradfield and Martin Hooper
  • Songs by - Jon Bradfield
  • Directed by - Andrew Beckett
Jack and the Beanstalk - What a Whopper! London Tickets
Jack and the Beanstalk - What a Whopper! London Tickets

Recent Reviews

4.7
17 reviews